I am so over the diapers, snotty noses, bottles and all the other ooey and gooey stuff that come with babies and toddlers. I am really done with kids flopping themselves on the floor or screaming like an animal in the grocery store. I am tired of people not getting a babysitter and bringing their sticky, drooling and loud ass kids to see an adult movie.
My kids are older now and we are onto bigger and better things. I can actually hold a conversation with them like I can most adults I love it.
So while you think your kid is so adorable when she is whining or screaming at the top of her lungs for 20 minutes. I get it small children are notorious for turning asshole at the worst time possible but lets be real "sweety please use your indoor voice" doesn't work. If your child cannot be calmed down in a few minutes you should remove yourself and your child and not keep speaking to them in this quiet nice voice which all of us with older kids knows this is just a show. Please you are not fooling me for a minute. You have to give the look if you don't have the look down then fpractice but until then please remove yourself and your child. It shouldn't be me that is forced to leave. Look at me and my kids we aren't acting crazy in public!!!
I don't think it's cute or adorable and trust me when I say this not many do.
It doesn't make me want more kids either SO STOP ASKING. I am good where I am in my life. So to the people with small children STOP wishing what you have on me; I don't want it.
I served my time my kids are older and so much more bearable. Don't get me wrong you should love and adore your children to death but don't expect everyone to feel the way you do. That's not a bad thing some of us just are in a different phase in life and you will have what I have one day and until then enjoy your small children.
